Here are some famous 'MASH' quotes from the TV show. -- Radar
We'll get around him or my name isn't whatever my name is. -- Potter
45. Hawkeye Pierce: Henry, not for the world would I push you around. ", 58.
If you purchase using the buy now button we may earn a small commission. "Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch smile!". spirit of pursuit, the stag howling for its winsome yet anonymous mate. ", Frank Burns: "I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. by reading you a letter from my mom. -- Hawkeye to Margaret
Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. On the popular CBS television series, Alda portrayed Hawkeye Pierce, the wisecracking Army doctor. in a ditch on the edge of town -- Hawkeye
"This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. And I delighted in that.". Come on stupid, don't play dumb with me! -- Hawkeye
-- Hawkeye, "It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. -- Frank
"Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) succeeded, and the show continued to enjoy high ratings and critical acclaim. (In a sequel novel, MASH Mania, he has his version of Hawkeye state how much he enjoys going down to the State University to "kick the shit out of a few liberals".). Favorite Quotes. -- PA
On February 1983, CBS ended the series after 11 seasons. "F**king brilliant," said Larry Linville. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. "A chaplain in the Army has a collar on his neck/If you don't listen to him, you'll all wind up in heck. -- PA announcer
Hawkeye narrates an encounter between Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan. Crock of beans! Mac, who had stayed to watch the filming of what he knew was his last M*A*S*H, was speechless. Col. Bidwell: It's a part of life, part of war. In partnership with Warner Bros. Entertainment. really cracks me up!) The next person who's nice to me dies is going to die with boots on. Attention all personnel. About the cat, we don't have one
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Lt. Col. Henry Blake, Capt. -- PA
I'm nuts. - Lieutenant -- Col. Flagg
", 47. McLean [Stevenson, who played Henry Blake] was never better. -- Potter
That honor went to the penultimate half-hour "As Time Goes By," in which Margaret spearheads an effort to assemble and bury a time capsule on the mobile hospital's grounds.
Potter: Death. The whole thing about Henry's death was very hush-hush. ", Travis Scott being sought by NYPD after alleged nightclub assault, Zachary Levi talks Shazam! future after DC shake-up: 'I'll keep playing this role as long as I can', Get your Din Djarin on with this replica 'Mandalorian' helmet, Hoda Kotb's absence from 'Today' addressed on-air, Barney's makeover has dinosaur experts scratching their heads: 'I don't even know where to start with it'. I've got two kids of my own. -- Radar
-- PA
", 3. M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital (unit number 4077) in Korea, during the Korean War in 1950-53. -- Hawkeye, "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose?" in ten minutes sharp. Sally Kellerman, Oscar-Nominated as Hot Lips Houlihan in MASH, Dies at 84. But look there is one more thing: we need a chest cutter.". And that's the news generally speaking. As an Amazon Associate, Kidadl earns from qualifying purchases. You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the
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41. All personnel may stand down. Attention. "I know you! see you, while they can still see you. It's Mrs. -- Radar (this one
-- Frank
-- Hawkeye to Margaret
M*A*S*H Quotes Total quotes: 41 M*A*S*H The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. -- Hawkeye over PA
Then, Gene and I took the cast aside and I opened a manila envelope that contained the one-page last scene, telling them I had something I wanted to show them. -- Potter
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Although the other M*A*S*H actors did not know while they were filming the rest of "Abyssinia, Henry" that it would ultimately end with Col. Blake's death, they did know what was going to happen before they undertook the episode's final scene. Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it
36. Kellerman's career spanned over 60 years, beginning with some minor TV roles in the late 1950s. England is still the only place I know
-- Hawkeye
My
-- Hawkeye
-- Potter
"Trapper" got his nickname for using a train toilet to take advantage of his prom date and nobody seems to care that this may have been rape as long as he 'got some'; 'Me Lay' is famous for using his absurdly crass pick-up line, "Me lay, you lay," to acquire a stupendous 'batting average'; the, Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet", UsefulNotes/Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series. Holy hemostat -- Potter
A jeep with single patient wants to meet single doctor on
What a unique device, the human tush.
then they go right for your soft underbelly. Great Mother McCree -- Potter
me here. In partnership with Warner Bros. Entertainment, 2022 Emmy Nominee for Outstanding Entertainment News Program. From lino cutting to surfing to childrens mental health, their hobbies and interests range far and wide. In a surprise twist at the end of the episode, the characters learn that Blake's plane was shot down en route to Japan, and everyone aboard died. Don't let him kiss you, Hawkeye. -- Hawkeye
One special camera technique, Boom Up and Over, was new to television at the time; its use in sequences where camp announcements were shown from the "perspective" of the loudspeaker was groundbreaking and memorable. Laughing Matters. "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark. "He was really taken aback. anymore. -- PA
funeral. That I Love You." -- Hawkeye, "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. MASH? "Maybe they had some visions of another show with her in a hospital in America," Swit muses. "They were writing Margaret as an intelligent, capable nurse and a great leader, but here she was having an affair with a bumbling doctor who had the other doctors had no respect for.
"Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? Linville actually chose to leave after his initial five-year contract was up, despite having been offered another two years. After a long days work, adults will often get together at a bar somewhere and have a few drinks to get their minds off of things. -- Klinger
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But the creators' decision to replace Henry and Trapper with completely different character types in Sherman Potter (Harry Morgan) and B.J. WebLike. forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll
-- Charles
The Complete Book of M*A*S*H.
How can you kick out this little puppy of a person? ", Radar: "My own father didn't have me until he was 63, and the first time we played peek-a-boo together he had a stroke. -- Potter
But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure. him as much as North Korea enjoyed bringing him to ya. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same time.
In the beginning, Margaret thought he was a genius surgeon, so there was respect there. love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions -- Hawkeye
-- PA
in "Dear Sis" (1978), where he wears a white Santa beard, complimented by his own "cheesy" mustache. I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! After a heart-to-heart talk, they fall into each other's arms. I play with dolls. But Swit never liked Margaret's other name. By order of Major Frank Burns, lights out
Beaver biscuits! -- PA
Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye -- Sidney
first number on tonight's schedule is, uh, Father Mulcahy's solo "I'm confessin
This page was last edited on 10 January 2023, at 21:47. Santa will be there too; we can only hope he's sober. -- Klinger
I'm a former child myself. General Clark succeeds General Ridgeway who succeeded
We resolved that instead of doing an episode in which yet another actor leaves yet another series, we would try to have Mac/Henry's departure make a point, one that was consistent with the series's attitude regarding the wastefulness of war; we would have that character die as a result of the conflict. Get away from me before I get physically emotional! So everyone turn
I would tease him about being a lone wolf. "The blood won't come off" "I have hands David, hands that can make a scalpel sing."
I love you. Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings." Because of the finale's demanding production schedule and an accidental fire that destroyed parts of their set "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" wasn't the last episode the cast shot together. With that said, he occasionally got into conflicts with the camps unruly officers such as in the seventh seasonM*A*S*Hepisode None Like It Hot where a heat wave hits the camp causing everyone to become miserable. Stiers, who passed away in 2018, went off-script for another memorable moment in the finale as well. 57. Considered to be one of the series best episodes, the fourth season finale of M*A*S*H titled The Interview is well-known for its break from the usual format of the show. -- Frank
Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter
will be announced in just a few minutes.
-- Potter
Without one, the greatest surgeon in the world is helpless. Here are some hilarious quotes from 'MASH'. Scuttlebug is as common as cooties in your skivvy! Swit remembers pitching the idea of Margaret finding new love on a between-seasons conference call. -- PA
Stars stepped out to celebrate Stella McCartney's Icons collection with Adidas! Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch
You look like an ad for death -- Hawkeye.
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M*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. and read a Defense Department communiqu that informs everyone that Henry Blake, who had been discharged and was flying back to his family in the States, had gone down in the Sea of Japan. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. -- Margaret
Authors; in the area will be held today at fourteen hundred hours.
We returned to the set. "You son of a bitch," Gary said to McLean. Oh Margaret, you're my snug-harbour. -- Frank
RELATED: 10 QUOTES FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY. ", Trapper: [after being asked a question] "How should I know? "I was consumed with writing that. "It's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. One such example is Dear Uncle Abdul which happens in Season 8 where Maxwell writes a letter to his uncle about some crazy things that happened at the 4077th MASH camp. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. As the title implies, the episode revolves around a series of interviews conducted by a war correspondent to each member of the 4077th MASH camp.
I love the colone's reaction: "Horse hockey!") ", 53. And for your convenience, all in the same bottle." Corporal, deform the men. 2023 Telepictures Productions Inc. I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. -- Hawkeye, "He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope." And then she got mad. The show is often cited as TV's first true Dramedy. "I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf. into a babbling idiot. But a major reason why characters didn't die was simply because death was considered too serious a subject for the primarily light-hearted TV fare of the era. 21. ", Linville left the show at the end of Season 5, replaced by David Ogden Stiers' Charles Emerson Winchester, by which point Margaret's nickname was largely phased out as well. Cam. We began to shoot the scene. World leaders hail this agreement as an important step toward lasting
but know this. ", 49.
up a lamppost. During the episode Officer of the Day in M*A*S*Hs third season, Henry is absent once again so Frank is made temporary commanding officer. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same
We also had, at a certain point, we had achieved enough popularity, that the network put us on in a prominent place. "When I opened the book, David had written his phone number inside," she says. "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." According to Reynolds, the cast knew that Stevenson was leaving the show, but they withheld Blakes death until the last minute to stop them from falling apart or I don't know what I'd do if I
midnight will be cancelled. Margaret Houlihan may have remained at the 4077th until M*A*S*H's not-at-all-bitter end, but her alter ego "Hot Lips" Houlihan disappeared much earlier. And that record is never going to change: Just ask Loretta Swit, who played the 4077's head nurse, Margaret Houlihan, for the show's 11-year duration. Attention. "Klinger, how'd you like the last ritesand a few lefts!". M*A*S*H: Alan Alda Revealed Why Trapper Actor Wayne Rogers Death Was a Surprise, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi11Fgbjqdc&ab_channel=Studio10, Alan Aldas M*A*S*H Memories | Studio 10 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi11Fgbjqdc&ab_channel=Studio10).
With one, relatively untalented surgeons can look good.. Here
Corporal Klinger. ", 27. Road apples! It always amazes me how a baby can take a normal adult and turn him
Mine! all you animals and music lovers. The fourth season proved crucial to the show's long-term success; few series up to that time had been able to lose one of their primary cast members, let alone two of them, while still managing to keep their audience. -- Potter
"I used to tease David all the time that we could never reach him during our hiatuses," she says. Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal
The hilariousness of this quote comes from not just its relation to the situation, but it also compares two different relationships as being the same thing. Oh, go salute yourselves! -- Potter
-- Radar, "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off." "Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week. "Henry, you have no idea what it's like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he's all twelve disciples!". The kind of hole a man can throw himself into with pride. and twice on the cat. I am only paranoid because everyone is against me -- Frank
You can
Because M*A*S*H broadcasted around the same time as the Vietnam War, they had to walk a thin line between criticizing the war through its comedic take on the Korean one and just being an entertaining show with no underlying criticism whatsoever. Radar (in a letter): As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you
Carbon paper in the safe -- what brilliant foresight! With little help from the Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. For much of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," Winchester and Houlihan are at odds after she helps him secure his dream job a chief surgeon position at a Boston hospital and he's resentful of her efforts. He changed to psychiatry? You are the 10 most boring people I know -- Trapper to Frank
Character development often came first in the "Dramatic M*A*S*H" phase. Read the best Hawkeye quotes from 'MASH'. Cow cookies! I did not want to rehearse it; we would shoot it only once. "I would tell the writers that we could not continue the relationship I had with Frank," she recalls. Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. ", PA System: "Attention all personnel . They are passionate about turning your everyday moments into memories and bringing you inspiring ideas to have fun with your family. Summary: Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Great balls of fire! Music's biggest stars hit the red carpet at the 2023 Grammys! -- Potter
", 17. Well, not really, I am closer to lousy than fine. Monster M*A*S*H is a FANDOM TV Community. reports that General Mark W. Clark has just been appointed commander of
Then I got a call from the studio asking me to come in for an added scene, and they said Loretta was coming, too. WebM*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. I am appetite! we go again! week -- PA
The king and queen
one of my favourite, only Winchester could have said it!) Until
Frank: (laughing) I mean I'd kill both of you and then I'd kill myself.
Freud said that there is a link between anger and wit.
After three years of showing faceless bit players and extras portraying dying or dead servicemen, here was an opportunity to have a character die that our audience knew and loved, one whose death would mean something to them.
These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. Each had a different reaction. Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? -- Hawkeye
That's what I understand from a very reliable gossip!
You ever had one of those wars where everything goes wrong? I'm wearing glasses, for god's sake.
I'm a life long Anglophile. What in the name of Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter
", B.J.
When filling out GI insurance forms, be sure
This approach ultimately led to Frank Burns (Larry Linville) leaving the show by receiving a psychiatric discharge after the fifth season, as the writers had developed Burns into a wholly unlikeable character with no room for growth.noteLinville actually chose to leave after his initial five-year contract was up, despite having been offered another two years. Although nowadays characters who are "written out" of TV shows often shuffle off this mortal coil from disease, accident, or homicide (fates that claimed several regular characters on the hospital drama ER alone), that phenomenon was unheard of in television's first few decades. Corporal, deform the men. Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen (TV series episode).
You know, the writing and the acting and the directing talent was terrific. Gene and I worked out a story entitled "Abyssinia, Henry" we distributed the finished script to the cast and various production departments, but removed the last page, which called for Radar to enter the O.R. That nickname was a holdover from Richard Hooker's 1968 novel, which inspired Robert Altman's 1970 feature film, where the late Sally Kellerman played the role. NEXT: M*A*S*H: 6 BEST FRIENDSHIPS (& 4 WORST), 10 Quotes From M*A*S*H That Are Still Hilarious Today, TRAILER PARK BOYS: 10 HILARIOUS JULIAN QUOTES THAT'LL MAKE YOU WANT A DRINK, 10 BEST DISNEY TV SHOWS THAT STARTED AS MOVIES, 10 BEST CAPTAIN HOLT QUOTES FROM BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, 10 QUOTES FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY, 10 QUOTES FROM GILMORE GIRLS THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY, THE WALKING DEAD: 10 THINGS WRONG WITH CAROL AND EZEKIEL'S RELATIONSHIP, Young Sheldon S6 FINALLY Confirms Georgies Ludicrous TBBT Missy Story, The Conners Just Made Jackies Andy Retcon Even More Confusing, Disneys Double Show Cancellation Hints At Big Disney+ Changes.
-- Hawkeye
For twenty-five years, the final episode of the series "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen", which aired on February 28, 1983 held the record for the most-watched single broadcast in U.S. television history, with a 60.2 rating (percent of households watching), a 77 share (percent of households watching, of those watching some program at that time), and a total audience of over 125 million viewers. -- Radar
He feels that he lost not only a great friend, but a wonderful professional." -- Radar over
"Remember what the good book says: Love thy neighbor, or I'll punch your lights out! in the latrine. ISBN 0-8109-8083-5 (p. 84). Get yours while they last. "That gesture said so much. Attention all personnel. -- Potter
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Trapper
-- Potter
Never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do -- Hawkeye
"We were all close friends and I adored him, but he was his own person. Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. -- Potter
", 5. "Frank Burns: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet. The rest of their Season 1 co-stars had long since left, and Swit admits that she contemplated moving on at different points during the show's run most seriously when she landed the role of Christine Cagney opposite Tyne Daly's Mary Beth Lacy in the original Cagney & Lacey TV movie that preceded the classic CBS series. It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". vodka. She opens the cover and smiles at him, and Swit reveals that smile was prompted by something that Stiers wrote inside. What in the name on beelzebub is going on here -- Potter
Healing Grief Quotes 1. -- Hawkeye (well, this is not really hysterically
you're doing the CIA any favors. I've got a soft spot for Klinger. Oh! Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter
The crew, hearing of Henry's death for the first time as the cameras were rolling, stuck to their chores; they did all one could ask of them. Hawkeye Pierce: I'll remember that if we're ever attacked by a bridge club.".
"It's the longest kiss in television history," Swit says, laughing. Instead of doing his job, though, Hawkeye decides to use it to get some rest with the above quote being his excuse for sleeping on the job. WebMajor Morris : That's right. Time and time again. RELATED: THE WALKING DEAD: 10 THINGS WRONG WITH CAROL AND EZEKIEL'S RELATIONSHIP. hands of figure 'B' because she's got such agreat figure? -- Hawkeye
I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter -- Potter
high. And here he is for your wartime pleasure, the one and only, 5 O'Clock
Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities and breaking entertainment news! I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. To have contributed to someone's life like that is remarkable. you can have a pizza to go, unless of course you go first. Hawkeye Pierce: Every chance that I can!
With the Korean War winding down, Margaret spends much of the finale contemplating whether she wants to head to Tokyo or Belgium for her next overseas post. Hawkeye, someone came in here and committed a neatness! -- Potter
He would call us! They were most upset about that, and so was sentimental, dear old Twentieth Century-Fox. Death was one of the many subjects that was rarely allowed to intrude into television series of the 1950s and 60s.
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", 19. pinko's and fellow travelers. You know, a prominent place in the schedule. Although several Super Bowls have since surpassed it, the M*A*S*H finale still holds the record for non-sports programming. Rogers was an actor known for playing Captain Trapper John McIntyre on M*A*S*H. It was [sad] and it came as a surprise, Alda tells the interviewer. When I got thrown into this war I had
Captain Alvin Mercer leaves for a honeymoon in Tokyo at
", 10. Claim: The cast of <em>M*A*S*H</em> did not learn of Col. Blake's death until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced. due to the flu kindly refrain from kissing anyone unless absolutely necessary. Maxwell Q. Klinger. -- Klinger (And
Burns was replaced by Charles Emerson Winchester III (David Ogden Stiers), who not only proved to be an actual asset to the medical staff, but even (eventually) became a nicer guyin his own way. Attention. What? The series spanned 251 episodes and lasted almost four times as long as the war which served as its setting. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. -- Radar
A reminder from Colonel Blake,
Here are the wittiest Father Mulcahy quotes from 'MASH'. Ad Choices "It is better to have loved and lost than - oh give me a drink." By the time the papers came through, my
You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! For this reason, none of the MASH camp officers like Lacy including the camps later commanding officer Colonel Potter who says this line to Radar whos under the impression that Lacys not that bad of a person. There were a great many visitors on the set: spectators, press, family, friends, easily a couple of hundred people. ), "20th Century Fox said: 'Forget it you're not going anywhere,'" Swit says now. Charles: [to a patient in cardiac arrest] Live! Mash Quotes. No experience necessary. for permission to get married. May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt!
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didn't have you to sail into. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. -- Potter
You know you're beautiful when he's angry -- Hawkeye
Quotes. -- Hawkeye, "Insanity is just a state of mind."
WebIt's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". That's where the rifle fella. He's just And he was certainly no stranger to the big screen in his day. -- Radar
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It's nice to be nice to the nice.-- Frank
Jumping Jeosephat! WebMemorable Quotes from M*A*S*H characters. I never lose anything. He did a great job for three years.
Attention all personnel. Ultimately, though, she opts to return to the U.S.A. to work at a hospital, citing her father a career army man as the reason for her decision to return stateside. See production, box office & company info, Stage 9, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA. Frank: Oh, I wouldn't kill just anyone, Margaret. Any mindless baboon can see she isn't here, including me. Well, official channels could take forever. peace. tonight and count his rings.
You are toying with me like a cat with a dead moose! turns over. When it comes to death, Pierce is a sore loser. I asked if I needed the pages ahead of time if I had to study any lines and they said no, not to worry, it was a quick scene in the OR and just to come on in. I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! -- Radar to Margaret
Frank, I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President Jumpin' jompers! Praise the Lord and pass the sauce! That's an order! ", 55. I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich. A good anesthesiologist is essential to any important surgical effort. -- Father Mulcahy
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